Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

20130405

Fake Music Names: Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, "Wait for the Treat," from the album Delayed Gratification.

Give BackFor years, some of the people in our house have found it amusing to listen for random phrases that would make good names for fictitious songs, bands, and/or albums.

Starter cultures are everywhere, for example, this fairly useful article on how to cultivate discipline (and get smarter) by staring at marshmallows.  http://www.dailygood.org/view.php?qid=4668

Admittedly, the Hardy Family did not invent this practice.  I first appreciated the fun of it while reading the late, great Spy magazine, who took what would now be called memes, I suppose, from It's a Wonderful Life and parsed them into some hilarious bands and songs,
including:

Sentimental Hogwash, "Don't Hurt My Sore Ear Again," by Sentimental Hogwash
Flaming Rum Punch, "I Feel Like A Bootlegger's Wife,"
and so on.


20130226

Goats Yelling Like Humans: I laughed until I cried.

OK, so it has 8 million views already, but Goats Yelling Like Humans is definitely worth 2 minutes if you haven't seen (and heard) it yet.  Be sure to stick around for the little guy at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0



20130205

The republic of Maurice.

Fun fact to know and tell:  In French, Mauritius is known as La Republique de Maurice.

Wonder if Mr. Sendak or Mr. Chevalier knew about this.   Some people called them Maurice...

 

20130122

absurdly inappropriate cake inscriptions.



Giving Cake Wrecks a run for its money:
http://www.happyplace.com/12083/absurdly-inappropriate-cake-inscriptions

 

20121202

Live from Toronto, part 2: 6 more reasons I love Canada.

1.  Best sentence overheard all week:  "Miguel, may I borrow you for a male wanding please?"  (TSA at Vancouver Airport).  Nobody else even smiled but I wanted to laugh out loud.

2.  The Angry Birds theme in a string quartet arrangement, overheard in the Royal York Gold Lounge.
Shouldn't Miss Piggy be made of lard?
3.  A clutch of tallow sculptures depicting holiday scenes festooning the Royal York's lobby, created by its head chef.  Because nothing warms the heart at Christmas like scenes from holiday movies carved from beef fat.

4.  Speaking of beef fat, spiky chef Guy Fieri, who headed toToronto after the horrible/funny  New York Times review of his new restaurant in Times Square, being interviewed in the lobby for TV about some charity where he plans to donate cheeseburgers to needy kids.  Not really.  But he was here.

5.  Justin Bieber's concert across the street last night, which filled this hotel with thousands of girls radiating Bieber Fever girl energy.  They are traipsing in to breakfast as we speak, still in their pink sequin shirts, clutching their plush bunnies, escorted by relieved moms waiting to go home.

6.  An absolutely enchanting party last night to celebrate friend Jenny's 50th birthday, which thankfully did not go until 4 in the morning.  What a gift to get to be here with her, her husband, and son.  She's 50 years old on the outside and 17 on the inside.

20121122

You've Been Gobbled: 30 things I'm thankful for.

1.  The Girl Scouts, some of whom were sporting enough to go along with my idea of making "You've Been Gobbled" posters at last night's meeting.  You're the best, people.
 2.  Peace signs on the sidewalk.
 3.  This sweet, sweet Karmann Ghia in Pilsen.  Apparently the owner's a jerk, but the car is divine.

 4.  Bun Length Wieners.  It's wrong on many levels, AND missing a hyphen, but also great.  Thanks again, Aldi.
5. The LepreCan porta-potty facility under the viaduct near our house.  We call that whole area the Poop Factory for no good reason.
 6.  Sexy Irish weather ladies broadcasting the weather in Irish.  Somehow made both weather and Gaelic seem sexy at once, quite a feat.
7.  Hardy Boys lunchbox.  I didn't even know they were Frank and Joe Hardy until our Joe came along.
 8.  People with the cleverness and manual dexterity to paint British flags on their toenails - and the cheek to do it a few days before we leave for Ireland.
 9.  Hammer toe diagrams at the podiatrist's office. 
 10.  This grandpa (big Devo fan) and his 8-year-old granddaughter, who he brought to the Devo/Blondie concert because her dad was sick.  I had bought five Devo buttons and offered them each one.  Grandpa was pleased.

 11.  My Irish condiment collection, featuring several varieties of brown sauce - and Marmite.
 12.  This gang of four.  And their Dad.
 13.  Coco, who was riding up Michigan Avenue with her owner loving the smells.
 14.  Disco ball at the Village Discount Outlet.  Too bad some of the disco fell off.
 15.  Fall color.

 16.  People having birthdays.
 17.  Another fantastic car I followed along Chicago Avenue on a Sunday morning.
 
 18.  America:  where kids can get handcuffs, army guys, marbles, ping pong balls, AND Play-Doh at the Jewel.
 19.  The giant rocking chair at Jonamac Orchard in Malta, IL, plus the amazing apple cider, pie, donuts, etc.  Oh, and the pumpkin cannon.  And the hay bale maze.  and the donkey, etc.....

 20.  The Girl Scout sleepover @ St. Ed's.
 21.  Breakfast where I work:  I usually take two hard-boiled eggs and either bacon or turkey sausage.  But there was one tiny pancake which I had to have as well.
 22.  The Patio Theater on Irving Park near Austin.  A genuine old-school movie palace.
 23.  Boy Scout Pasta Dinner with friends and family.
 24.  This Astronaut Santa from the Village Discount Outlet again.  I was too scared to buy him but he is recorded here for posterity.
 25.  Medieval Times.  Words fail me but I shall return.
 26.  Willis the Shark.  Yes, he is wearing a tux.  Courtesy of Madison.
27.  Margie, Jessica - nicely done. 
 28.  Psychedelic hands.

29.  YOU.
30.  The Universe.


20121117

This week: 1999 in 1967, He-Man sings the '80s, mutter paneer, and falling down at ALDI.


Big week.  Mostly good, a little bit not so much.  Here we go:

Good:

This fantastic1967 short film about the year 1999.  Produced by Philco Ford for its 50th anniversary.  Apparently we were all supposed to be wearing Nehru jackets.  Featuring Wink Martindale, and bonus points if you even know who he is.


The undisputed best cover ever of 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up (What’s Going On?)”  He-Man does it so much better than the original.  Prepare to boogie, cringe, or possibly both.  Look for Skeletor’s hilarious cameo.


Homemade Mutter Paneer on Kid3’s Birthday:  Homemade sautéed cubes of fresh cheese & peas in a tomato/butter/cream sauce, followed by double chocolate torte.  Pretty darn good, I’m just sayin.  Thanks to Kid3 for being born that day and requesting Mutter Paneer so we could have such a yummy dinner.  Here’s a great recipe for the curious.




Not That Good:

Falling down in the parking lot at Aldi while trying to exit my car.  This is what I get for only wearing pants to work.  The skirt lining had somehow wrapped itself mummy-style around my legs so that the lead leg couldn’t move out to break the fall.  I fell, redwood-like, attempting to absorb the impact with my right hand, which folded up the wrong way like a sad old Ortega taco shell.  Also, both shoes flew off and I sustained a big bruise on my leg.  Many saw; mercifully, no sarcastic clapping.

20121027

2 pointless funny Russian cat videos.

I don't have sufficient experience with cat videos to know whether Russian cats are funnier/stranger than those of other lands.  But these two are pretty entertaining.  Happy Saturday!  (props to Jeff Manuel for the first one...)



20121012

Cake Wrecks: funny till it hurts.

Under our coffee table we have a little book by Jen Yates called Wreck the Halls, by the author of the unbelievably funny and entertaining website (and 2009 NYT bestseller!) Cake Wrecks.  Subtitled "When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong," Cake Wrecks chronicles actual cakes created for money by unintentional Wreckorators.

Best of what?
Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Jockeys
It's big boffo laffs every time you look.  Heck, it's an easy abdominal workout just from cracking up.  Between the misspellings, words that should not have been added to the cake, clumsily (or just terrifyingly) made cakes, Wreck the Halls never fails to leave me in tears of mirth that have to be wiped with my shirttail.

20120923

Steve Coogan, how can you be so funny?

Steve Coogan has deserved more appreciation here for a long while.  Coogan has had a long career in television and film, with small parts in American movies such as Night at the Museum and Tropic Thunder, and leading roles in 24 Hour Party People and Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story.  His most well-known character in Europe is boorish, clueless BBC radio and TV announcer Alan Partridge (below); I have read that an Alan Partridge movie is in the works.  

Recently, Coogan costarred in The Trip, which contains a priceless scene of duelling Michael Caine impressions.  This post is as much a reminder to myself to add all the BBC videos to our Netflix queue.

Fans of British comedy (Monty Python, Peter Cook, Peter Sellers, etc.) will not be disappointed.



20120919

Music: Psy's Gangnam Style will not be denied.

Well over 200 million views and rising.
Dress classy, dance cheesy.
I dare you to not attempt the horsey dance at least once when you're alone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

20120706

Star Trek Tik Tok: unholy mashup of the good kind

Star Trek Tik Tok

I wanted so much not to like this, and am no fan of Ke$ha.  But someone with way too much time on their hands actually did a fine job.  The creator found many of the most visually goofy bits from Star Trek, and it's nicely synched to the song.

Happy Friday, all!

20120622

Chicago's Festa Pasta Vino: Viva il Formaggio!

Even Elvis wants a piece of this action.
Yes, long live cheese...as in, the extreme cheesiness and enjoyment of Festa Pasta Vino, billing itself as Chicago's only Italian festival, taking place every Father's Day weekend in the Heart of Italy subneighborhood in Pilsen (basically a two-block stretch of Oakley Avenue between Cermak and Blue Island. (link to Festa page)


It's worth a trip to this ancient, tiny Italian enclave any time of year, a truly old Chicago neighborhood that boasts a number of fine mostly Northern Italian restaurants, among them Bruna's, which my husband and I have enjoyed many times with friends.  It's the kind of place Michael Corleone might have gone to meet Sallozzo and McCluskey but more romantic and nobody gets shot in the head.  They know their way around a chicken Vesuvio, let me tell you.
Bruna's: Old-school Italian done right.

Anyway, dear friend Ann and I, with whom I seem to have my wackiest adventures, found ourselves accidentally at Festa Pasta Vino as the result of a dinner date at Bruna's.  After a fantastic meal of chicken vesuvio, eggplant parmagiano, and some wine, we stepped out of the restaurant into the tiniest, coziest, cheesiest festival in Chicago.

The funeral home is handy if you eat/drink yourself to death.
My phone camera pictures won't do it justice, but here are a few choice morsels of the experience.
* Rented plaster statuary stuck at intervals down the middle of the street.
* A guy named Frank, who looked just like Joe Pesci, sweating stoically under an excellent Centurion costume and an inexplicable Billy Ray Cyrus mullet wig.
* Having my photo taken with Frank the Centurion. 
* Lighted-up plastic grapes festooning vendor booths.
* The requisite license plate holders saying you touch-a my car, I break-a you face.  
* Fake gold-plated giant necklaces spelling out CLA$$Y.
* A former Jersey Boy on the main stage belting out "Working My Way Back to You, Babe."
* Legendary Chicago radio fossilized stick insect Dick Biondi, who came out and talked about his favorite performers, such as Bobby Darin.  Dick was then presented with an electric guitar painted red, white, and green, which I was seriously afraid would snap him in two with the effort of holding it up.
* The mysterious Piedmont Club, about which I was able to find NOTHING on the Internet, which intrigues me no end.  Do let me know if you find out anything.  It needs to be the set of a movie, I think.
* A charming gentleman with an interesting backstory which discretion forbids me from relating, who bought us drinks at Bacchanalia.
* People walking into bars and restaurants with open drinks in their hands, sometimes both hands.
* The diminutive West Town (Anzilotti-Bacigalupa) Funeral Home, where Vito might easily have taken Sonny after they massacred his boy.
 
* Adding yet another fun, goofy experience to so many I've been fortunate enough to have with my buddy Ann.  Many more in our future, I hope, dear lady... :)

Happy Summer and Happy Friday everybody - and remember, mark your calendar for next Father's Day Weekend for Festa Pasta Vino.

20120330

3 fun things: texting it old school, impersonating the Town Blob, and talking like James Mason…but not simultaneously.

Thing 1:  I have a habit of writing things I must remember on the back of my left hand.  If I write them on a Post-it, I'll lose the note.  Today I got caught looking down at a green light by an angry driver behind me.  It was funny/embarrassing to imagine what I would have said to a police officer for "texting" in this way.

Thing 2:  Kid1 was in rare form yesterday, impersonating her maternal unit in a screechy rendition of the Town Blob's voice from the old BJ & Dirty Dragon show.  (Bill Jackson, the show's creator, was the subject of my first-ever blog post and I am pleased and proud to call him a correspondent).  So Kid1 is killing them in the aisles with her impersonation of me in this voice, talking on my phone to Kid2, croaking loudly, "What do you mean, who is this?  This is your MOTHER!"  

Thing 3:  The hilarity continued as Kid1 launched into a James Mason impression, and announced after a few minutes of really quality stuff that James Mason must have been physically incapable of pronouncing the word "mushroom."  She's right:  try it and see.  At least one other blogger besides our entire family finds James Mason's accent amusing.

20120323

20120323: 19 hand-carved nubbins of unanticipated excellence

Random awesomeness, as a phrase, grows tiresome. Both words are overused.  Henceforth I shall try to seek out new constructions.

For example, this week's batch of unanticipated excellence, just out of the dehydrator.  Homegrown content scarce this time around, what with settling into the new job - BUT, a family-sized, finger-lickin' bucket of everything amusing I've come across recently, whether new or (mostly) not, plus a few minor annoyances at the end.  The scary part is that this list, long as it is, represents only a fraction of the junk I noticed since last time, and wanted to blog about, but didn't have time.  oh well.
Just for extra pretty, in rainbow.

1.  The way Germans have a different (harsh) word for everything.


2.  Ellen and Michelle Obama have a pushup smackdown:


...but wait, there's more...