Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts

20130308

Cook This: Meatballs...check 'em out. They're good.


If you go to Tony's Deli on Northwest Highway in Chicago like I do every December 23, you buy Italian foodstuffs for Christmas Day dinner.  Tony's is the real deal.  They make their own noodles for their housemade lasagna for chrissake.  A tiny, ancient woman named Helen mans the cash register in front of a wall of "Mob Hits" CDs.  And don't you dare joke about that because she won't smile.  Trust me.

Maybe this sauce might follow you home.  It's not cheap but it's very excellent. If you're lazy you could buy Tony's amazing housemade meatballs.  But if you're up for it, try the recipe on the back of this jar.  No they're not vegan but they bake in the oven so...extremely easy.

Gia Russa Homemade Baked Meatballs


1 lb. ground beef, 80/20 (chuck)
1 egg
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup seasoned breadcrumbs
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
1/2 cup parmesan cheese
1 Tbsp. olive oil
salt, pepper, & crushed red pepper flakes to taste

Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl, and mix thoroughly.  Do not overmix, as this will make the meatballs tough.  Form into 2-oz. golf-ball-sized balls, place on baking sheet and bake for 12-15 minutes.  Remove from the oven and top with your favorite sauce.

20121217

music: Is "Wonderful Christmas Time" really worth $400K/yr?

This post is trivial by any measure relative to recent events, and I may write about recent events in the future. 

At the moment, however, this fact enrages me:  Sir Paul McCartney has been raking in four hundred thousand dollars per year from "Wonderful Christmas Time."  He has earned, according to Wikipedia, approximately $15 million from this one craptastic-yet-catchy song.

If you like it, I'm sorry.  No, you know what?  I'm not sorry.  It's a shitty, soulless song.  It's the Michael Caine of Christmas songs*, a where's-the-check performance that relies on one annoying beeoom-beeoom-beeoom-beeoom synthesizer riff, candidate for one of the worst earworms in music history, plus a dreadfully repetitive chorus, all relying on our love of his voice to carry the day.

What's a good Christmas song?  How about David Bowie and Bing Crosby singing The Little Drummer Boy?  Worlds collide in an unexpected, grace-filled way. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk

 *Caine's recent performances have redeemed him; I speak of him in the long middle section of his career.

20121212

music: Isn't it time for a little Hardrock, Coco and Joe?

Yes it is!  At once nostalgic and freaky, a staple of Chicagoland holiday TV since dinosaur times, this 1951 stop-motion animated short takes me back to pre-verbal days.  Great chorus.  Enjoy.

Hardrock, Coco and Joe:  The Three Little Dwarfs