Yet another dreadful mistake experiment prompted by the spirit of idle curiosity scientific inquiry, namely:
"Gee, I wonder how many spoonfuls of this honey I could eat before I feel sick?"
First spoonful on a near-empty stomach: Instant happy mood. Duration: 5 minutes. So far so good.
Second spoonful: Inescapable perception of the entire horizontal plane tilting right about three degrees; feeling of eyes starting to cross; dizziness. Duration: effects still wearing off as I compile this summary.
See all the trouble I'm saving you? One spoon is more than enough.
3 comments:
funny
how many flipping' hoops does one need to jump thru to post a comment?
have some honey; it'll perk you right up. BTW, I didn't know it was difficult to leave comments. what, do they ask for a pint of blood or something?
Post a Comment