Creepy Toys: Mattel's Baby Secret May or May Not Want to Kill You Someday

I can't resist these shudder-inducing old TV ads.  Thankfully I'm too young to have seen this - or Baby Laugh-a-Lot - on TV.  Baby Secret whispered several random phrases when you pulled her string, including, depending on your frame of mind:

Is anyone else awake? OR They're taking my parents away.

I want to tell you something OR I want to kill you someday.

Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia's EPIC Fail Toys Funny Videos has carved out quite a niche with a blog detailing tons of hilariously funny toy-fail treasures on his Youtube channel.  Many of them are phallic, scatological and profane, which is precisely the point.  Creep yourself out completely by listening to all of Baby Secret's messages below.