Who says the Diarrhea Song isn't an appropriate breakfast-table topic?

Tiny cute goats are way better than diarrhea.

The actual, unexpurgated first verbal exchange this morning at the Hardy house.  Names changed to protect the innocent.

1: Hey, you remember that song about the people who play baseball with diarrhea?
2: Yes, I do.
1: How does the verse go about second base?
2: I didn't know there was a verse about second base.  I remember, "When you're slidin' into home and your shorts are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea..."
[2 sits at the computer, types a few keys]
2: Hey, how do you spell diarrhea?  D-I-A-R...?
3. R-H-E-A.
2: Oh my God!
3: What?
2: You know what comes up second in Google when you Google "diarrhea," right after diarrhea?
Me:  No, what?
2: "Diarrhea Song."
[2 finds and plays a strange version of the song mouthed by an animated hamburger and a soft drink.   Then it's on to hippo diarrhea (3,859,374 views) as well as an unfortunate woman who has an incident in a hot tub (1,527,243 views).  You will need to find your own links for those.]
While we're on the subject, I'm momentarily charmed by a band called 64 Tuna, whose Myspace page contains their punk version of the Diarrhea Song (performed here with a singer named Kia) as well as other hits such as Lasagna in a Hot Dog Bun.  Did I mention they're 10 years old?

Paydirt! - The Official Diarrhea Song Blog.  I'm posting without looking at it, so be warned.