hey Ken Jennings (Jeopardy guy): Congrats on winning me as your new crush.

Why?  Because Ken Jennings has one of the most consistently hilarious Twitter feeds going.  For a guy who ruled Jeopardy for six months in 2004, Ken Jennings' Twitter feed is surprisingly cheeky, witty, equal parts sophisticated and juvenile.  I don't spend huge amounts of time on Twitter, but any time a laugh is needed, I check in with Ken:

https://twitter.com/#!/KenJennings

Recent Ken Tweets:

"You look fabulist!" --Aesop's gay friend

This mural says KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD but then just *try* dressing all the homeless people in togas & making them reenact the Battle of Actium

heaven must be missing an angle because girl u acute

Switch an old person's white noise machine to the creepy "womb heartbeat" setting! You will have a giggle & maybe inherit some cool stuff!

Lots of people saying I have some weird "granny fetish" just because of my website that counts down to the day Emma Watson turns 70.

My wife just said Han Solo was "encased in kryptonite" so can anyone recommend a divorce lawyer?

What if I'm not wearing a kilt but--hold on, hold on--just those weird tufts of fur that you wear in front of a kilt?

I hear the "sad" version of the 1980s Entertainment Tonight outro theme every time one of my son's fish dies.

...and one of my very favorites, Ken's tweet on the anti-SOPA Internet Blackout day (January 18, 2012):

I printed out Wikipedia yesterday so if you guys have papers due, tweet me and I'll try to help.